Stunning wingspan of a wild Eagle in the yard

shahooster:

Bragging about the size of the fish he caught.

Mutt1223:

You can tell it’s wild by the lack of a cage

ragonk_1310:

Small dogs should be frightened.

imstalkingyourdog:

*throws pokeball*

scifibeardguy:

It looks like America showed up at your house to beat your ass.

Wrym:

The human equivalent of wingspan is fathom, from Old English fæthm, meaning "outstretched arms."

black_flag_4ever:

Freedom delivery service.